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Charles RammelkampA Puritan Right

“Howard Stern has a Puritan right
to say anything he wants
on his radio show,”
Teddy Vidakovich explains,
tentative, soft-spoken.
My English class is analyzing
an essay on “the Puritan Right.”

A defensive end on the football team,
ingenuous Teddy told me
he thinks he has “negative brain cells”
when he came for help
during office hours.
“I’m just dumb,” he sighed.

He can’t focus on the reading;
argument eludes him
like a halfback escaping a tackler.

Teddy’s having trouble
in a colleague’s literature class, too.
“Hidden meanings?  A little too hidden,”
he lamented, self-effacing, apologetic,
but with a momentary defiant flair:
“But if they’re so important,
why hide them?”

The essay we’re analyzing
deals with freedom of expression,
it’s true, the author complaining
the Puritan Right is out of bounds
when it tries to deny Stern
his use of language –
fifteen yard penalty for holding.

Even if breaking through
to Teddy’s comprehension
is impossible as running against
the Chicago Bears’ defensive line,
Teddy’s full of a simplistic goodwill
John Calvin would have envied.









A Gene for Motherhood

 

Harvard University researchers

determined inattentive mother mice

ignoring their own offspring

lack a gene called fosB.

 

Now joining the genes

for alcoholism and breast cancer,

one that causes mothers

to nurture their young.

 

Without fosB, otherwise normal

mutant mother mice that mated

killed their infants by neglect.

Neither fed nor tended to, cold,

the baby mice inevitably died.

 

Physically the mothers could nurse,

and subsequent offspring survived

when given to normal female mice.

The mutant mother mice just didn't care.

 

Soon we'll know all the genes,

a complete set,

like all the letters of the alphabet

spelling out our character and behavior.

No more vague terms like “will” or “spirit,”

“drive” or “ambition,” “destiny” or “fate,”

just genes causing changes to brain circuitry,

forcing forms of activity, patterns

of learning, memory, personality.

We may as well be machines.




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